We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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