after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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