Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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