I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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