We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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