Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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