The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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