just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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