if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?