In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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