There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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