You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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