do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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