Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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