i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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