I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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