Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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