I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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