doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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