i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm always down for nudity.
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