Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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