At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I enjoy the company of your penis
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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