I wannas sexs uuuuu
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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