I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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