I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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