Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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