Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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