i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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