even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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