Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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