Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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