Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
operation have a gay friend backfired
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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