so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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