yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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