Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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