Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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