He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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