Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?