i just had sex bonerless
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...