Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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