I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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