at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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