so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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