what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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