He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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