Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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