Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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