You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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