Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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