When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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