can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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