At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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