The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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