What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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