I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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