ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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