hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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