Will you blow on my dice?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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