My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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