i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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